With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

The secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.

Hard work is for people short on talent.