Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.