There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

I was kind of sweet kid, according my mother, and my recollections. Thoughtful and good, but kind of alone - although I didn't interpret it that way, as such. Children never interpret these things. They think they understand logically.

Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.