There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer. When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are. But, on the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.

Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken word, the writing that goes into it is an art form - it's certainly artistry.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Catholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent.

You never see a smiling runner.

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.