Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

Results like these [state of the earth] do not belong on the resumé of a supreme being.

I just try to find targets I feel something about and express it my way.

All patriarchal societies are either preparing for war, at war, or recovering from war.

The angles of my body show you an awful lot. I started doing coke to feel open, but by that time, the hole had opened so wide that I'd fallen through. The body language in those photos tells you everything.

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.

I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.