Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming.

I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky.

Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.

I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.

You never see a smiling runner.