If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.

I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist.