I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.