I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.

I think it's important to break taboos for the same reason it's important to break laws and rules - because either you're a slave to them, or you're taking matters into your hands.

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.