But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being for the moment. No one is ever more him/herself than when they really laugh. Their defenses are down. It's very Zen-like, that moment. They are completely open, completely themselves when that message hits the brain and the laugh begins. That's when new ideas can be implanted. If a new idea slips in at that moment, it has a chance to grow.

We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.

You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

It's never just a game when you're winning.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.