When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.

A lot of times when they catch a guy who killed twenty-seven people, they say, He was a loner. Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.

If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?