There are only two places in the world: over here and over there.
If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?
I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. [And] I want to be known for what I do best.
The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick
Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.