Children should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. This is not what you expect to find on the resume of a supreme being. It's what you expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.