I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.

If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is a coincidence. If Barry Bonds attains lifetime statistics identical to his father's, it will not be ironic. It will be a coincidence.

Running isn't a sport because anyone can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run. My mother can run, you don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated do you?

There's an idea that the human body is somehow evil and bad and there are parts of it that are especially evil and bad, and we should be ashamed. Fear, guilt and shame are built into the attitude toward sex and the body. It's reflected in these prohibitions and these taboos that we have.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?