I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to pare compare clothing.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

It's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people without having that hanging over his head, too.

I hope I'm beginning a new cycle of energy and creativity. If so, it'll really be my third career. The first was as a straight comic in the Sixties. The second was as a counterculture performer in the Seventies. The third will be...well, that's for others to judge.