So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just kinda on paper. And that of course was at the end of the Civil War. Now there is another phrase I dearly love. That is a true oxymoron if I've ever heard one: "Civil War." Do you think anybody in this country could ever really have a civil war? "Say, pardon me?" (shoots gun) "I'm awfully sorry. Awfully sorry."

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.

As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.