Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.

Somebody once said that Hollywood is based on a lot of producers deliberately making bad movies, and every now and then somebody gets lucky.

It's nothing but a big stroke job in this country. The government strokes you every day of your life. Religion never stops stroking you. Big business gives you a good stroke. And it's one big, transcontinental, cross-country, red, white and blue stroke job... Do you know what the national emblem for this country ought to be? Forget that bald eagle. The national emblem of this country ought to be Uncle Sam standing naked at attention saluting, and seated on a chair next to him, the Statue of Liberty jerking him off. That would be a good symbol for the United Strokes of America.

The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

When you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere over on the left?