My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'
George CarlinWe've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.
George CarlinHow come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people.
George Carlin