Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected.

In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

I was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my twenties. The only difference is I look a whole lot older now.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.