Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.

When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

My father and mother separated when I was two months old.

You can't be the fastest gun in town forever. There comes a time when you're not the golden boy, and you have to go off somewhere and figure yourself out.

Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.