Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Leadership camp? Isn't that where Hitler went?
It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.
I was a class clown, of the classic term for it. I would get the work done easily, and then I would try to deprive other people of their educations. I developed skills for mimicry, and I was a good showoff. I knew how to get attention, and I knew how to do it in a positive funny way.