Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage.

"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."

I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.

Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?

The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.

The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.