I profess no belief in God, which by definition is true, especially if we take the accepted definition of God. But to be an atheist is to also have a belief, and have a system, and I don't know that I like that either.
George CarlinLife is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.
George CarlinI remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
George CarlinI think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.
George Carlin