In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

I definitely have a gift for language that is rhythmic and attractive to the ear, and I have interesting [verbal] imagery which I guess is a poetic touch.

We created god in our own image and likeness!

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.