The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.
The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
For a long time, I've distinguished between entertainer and performer and entertainer and artist. To me, an entertainer is someone who pleases others, and an artist tries to please himself.