If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.
I always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.
I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.