The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

I like to write without being stoned. I like to have a hit or two and then go punch up the writing. I just see different things and hear different things. But it's nice to be working from the base that I wrote originally and then come to it with a little buzz. I can have a little wine from time to time. I have a hit from time to time, but those are the only things I do.

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being for the moment. No one is ever more him/herself than when they really laugh. Their defenses are down. It's very Zen-like, that moment. They are completely open, completely themselves when that message hits the brain and the laugh begins. That's when new ideas can be implanted. If a new idea slips in at that moment, it has a chance to grow.