If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.

If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.

Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that."

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.