If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.'

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

My father and mother separated when I was two months old.

Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?

We think in language. We think in words. Language is the landscape of thought.