People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason.

The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

I like good ideas. I don't want just do something for it's own sake to bother people, but if I can bother them with a logical argument about something they have agreed to in society simplistically - like children are sacred, the cult of the child, this cult of professional parenthood, and of course religion, and respect for policemen and the law, and all of these untouchable areas. I like attacking those beliefs, but in with good sound thinking, and an unusual approach.