The person who is most a part of me is the performer, is the standup, the guy who says, "Hey look at me, listen to this!" I do that because that's what I do, I love doing it.
George CarlinIn my neighborhood - West 121st Street in New York, "white Harlem" - there were only two drugs: smack and marijuana. By the time I was 13, some friends and I were using marijuana fairly regularly. The Reefer Madness myth was still very strong then, but I'd been into jazz and those lyrics included so many casual references to pot that it was completely demystified for me.
George CarlinSo, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
George CarlinLife is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.
George Carlin