We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.

The keys to America: The cross, the brew, the dollar, and the gun.

I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.

If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.