Baby boomers helped me a great deal in my career. They launched me. They were there for me to sing my song to. And I'm not saying I'm better than anyone, but I think they turned that anti-authority baby boom mentality into their own enemy. Now I identify very closely with their children.

I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large, chunky, hefty or plump. And they're not big-boned. Dinosaurs were big-boned. These people are not overweight: this term somehow implies there is some correct weight... There is no correct weight. Heavy is also a misleading term. An aircraft carrier is heavy; it's not fat. Only people are fat, and that's what fat people are! They're fat !

Pardon me I've got nothing to say.

Life is not that complicated.

The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.

People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.