Language is the most elementary aspect to our humanness, probably. In addition to that, it's the embodiment, it's the apotheosis of the human experience, it's the way we summarize ourselves.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.

Every time you're exposed to advertising in America you're reminded that this country's most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure American bullshit.