Language is the most elementary aspect to our humanness, probably. In addition to that, it's the embodiment, it's the apotheosis of the human experience, it's the way we summarize ourselves.

Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them?

When you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?