If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.

Abraham Maslow said that the fully realized person transcends his local group and identifies with the species. But the election of Ronald Reagan might've been the beginning of my giving up on my species. Because it was absurd. To this day it remains absurd. More than absurd, it was frightening: it represented the rise to supremacy of darkness, the ascendancy of ignorance.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

War is rich old men protecting their property by sending middle class and lower class young men off to die. It always has been.

You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos

I was trying to get out of the night clubs and was thinking maybe I'll go to the colleges now; that's where you can speak your mind.