If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.

When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are.

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'