Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason

I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back.

You never see a smiling runner.

Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

Let's suppose we all just materialized on Earth and there was a bunch of potatoes on the ground, okay? There's just six of us. Only six humans. We come into a clearing and there's potatoes on the ground. Now, my instinct would be, let's everybody get some potatoes. "Everybody got a potato? Joey didn't get a potato! He's small, he can't hold as many potatoes. Give Joey some of your potatoes." "No, these are my potatoes!" That's the Republicans. "I collected more of them, I got a bigger pile of potatoes, they're mine. If you want some of them, you're going to have to give me something."