Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.

The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.

There are battered husbands. Apparently this happens when the woman is real big, the man is very small, and they each drink a quart of whiskey a day.

I'd go on runs [on cocaine ], four and five days without sleep. Then I'd crash and sleep about 18 hours a day for seven to ten days. Then it would take a few more weeks to get over a vague sort of depression. Then I'd be off on another run.

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.