Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.

The things they don't tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice; you have owners. They own you. They own everything.

I'm not collegial, I don't hang out. I'm soloist, I like my solitude, I don't really hang around with comedians.

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

I don't think we really gave barbarism a fair try.