Most people are not particularly good at anything.

I try not to see new comics - their acts or their films. Part of that is professional. I don't want to be influenced. But another part is fear and jealousy. I'm afraid to see how good they might be. I don't like that emotion, but it's part of me.

I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.

Self-expression is a hallmark of an artist, of art, to get something off one's chest, to sing one's song. So that element is present in all art. It is the key to even standing up and saying, "Hey, listen to me." Self-expression can be based on looking at the world and making observations about it.

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?