When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts. Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.
George CarlinHonesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
George CarlinCatholic school gave me the tools to reject the very religion they wanted me to have. They taught me how to think for myself and to be independent.
George CarlinI love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loath and despise the groups they identify or belong to.
George Carlin