Most people are not particularly good at anything.

Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage.

More people write poetry than read it.

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.

I quit school in ninth grade, even though I was good at the studies. I knew I didn't need school for what I wanted.

Heroin, forget it. In my neighborhood, I could see what heroin did firsthand and I was definitely afraid of that number.

Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."