I use the [vulgar] words because apparently these words do not corrupt morally. I'm from the street in New York, hung around in a tough neighborhood. It was common to curse, you make your point. It's a very effective language. I try not to overdo it. It's never to shock. I know where it fits, it's never to shock. There's no shock value left in words.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.