The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.

Regarding local residents attempting to ban sex shops from their neighborhoods: You show me a parent who says he's worried about his child's innocence and I'll show you a homeowner trying to maintain equity.

Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to.

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.