The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

By the next one [albom],Occupation: Foole, I was right back into the trip again. I'm more frantic, more breathless. You can hear how sick I am. If you want to see a cokehead, just look at the pictures on the Occupation: Foole album.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.

No one has to come see my shows who doesn't like me talking about white Christians. They are free not buy a ticket. They're free to leave at any time. So I'm not imposing anything on anyone. Therefore I feel free to cross the line.

The future will soon be a thing of the past.