The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.

Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?

Hallucinogens are a value changer...like it or not, it changes your values, it opens up windows (doors of perception.)

I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

Political discourse has been reduced to "Where's the beef?" "Read my lips," and "Make my day." Where are the assassins when we really need them?