Do you know the nicest thing about looking at pictures of a 1950's baseball park? The only people wearing baseball caps are the players.

A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt

You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?

I'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several hundred people got together every day for a year or so - a number of then willing to put on heavy makeup, wear clothes that weren't their own and pretend to be people other than themselves - and their whole purpose for doing all this was to entertain me, then I'm not gonna start worrying about whether or not they did a good job. The effort alone was enough to make me happy.