I think religion is very anti-man. I think it's a terrible distortion and exploitation of a very natural urge every human has - to be rejoined with the one somehow, to become a part of the universe. Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.

We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.

Cancer research is a growth industry.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.