Tits always look better in a pink sweater.

The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the intellect.

I try not to see new comics - their acts or their films. Part of that is professional. I don't want to be influenced. But another part is fear and jealousy. I'm afraid to see how good they might be. I don't like that emotion, but it's part of me.

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.

People get all upset about torture, but when you get right down to it, it's really a pretty good way of finding out something a person doesn't want you to know.