I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.
George CarlinSomebody once said that Hollywood is based on a lot of producers deliberately making bad movies, and every now and then somebody gets lucky.
George CarlinLet me get a sip of water here... you figure this stuff is safe to drink? Actually, I don't care, I drink it anyway. You know why? Because I'm an American and I expect a little cancer in my food and water. I'm a loyal American and I'm not happy unless I let government and industry poison me a little bit every day.
George Carlin