Tits always look better in a pink sweater.

The US Army has announced that although it is true they performed mind-destroying drug tests on hundreds of soldiers in the 1960s, none of the victims have been promoted beyond the rank of lieutenant colonel.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while.

Results like these [state of the earth] do not belong on the resumé of a supreme being.

Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.