Tits always look better in a pink sweater.

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.

I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took group photographs of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan administration.

Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.