If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Grass [marijuana] probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer. When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are. But, on the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.

Do you know the nicest thing about looking at pictures of a 1950's baseball park? The only people wearing baseball caps are the players.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

I'd say pot has been a break-even proposition for me.

War is rich old men protecting their property by sending middle class and lower class young men off to die. It always has been.