Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.

Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for her, bottom was an automobile accident that almost landed her in jail.

Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded.

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

I sort of gave up on this whole human adventure a long time ago, divorced myself from it emotionally. It gives me an artistic detachment that I find valuable. I think the human race has squandered its gift, and I think this country has squandered its promise, for the sake of cell phones and Jet Skis.