Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.