These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years. So we're good at it!

I think you can talk about anything if the context is correctly arranged. If you set up the context and you bring the audience along carefully enough with you, you can get them to cross the line with you. What I try to do is talk about things that bother me, and I hope that in doing so I bother other people.

To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.

If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?