A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

I'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several hundred people got together every day for a year or so - a number of then willing to put on heavy makeup, wear clothes that weren't their own and pretend to be people other than themselves - and their whole purpose for doing all this was to entertain me, then I'm not gonna start worrying about whether or not they did a good job. The effort alone was enough to make me happy.

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.

That's the whole meaning of life, isn't it? Trying to find a place for your stuff.

My mother and her plans for my future. She had it all worked out. I would attend a nice college, then get a job in advertising. "You'll be one of those smart-looking fellows in their Madison Avenue suits." And I rebelled against [my mother] and her values and her plans for my future at every opportunity.

So far, this is the oldest I've been.

You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.