Life is a series of dogs.

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.

Suddenly, I was thirty, very unhappy entertaining people in their forties, and here came a group of people in their teens and twenties who had similar anti-authority problems and similar dreams and wishes, hopes for mankind. So I gravitated toward them.

Always do whatever's next.

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.