When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!
I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.
It's the American view that everything has to keep climbing: productivity, profits, even comedy.
Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!