When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.

Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.