Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

In the United States, anybody can be President. That's the problem.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.