In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people in every poll.

It used to be cars had cool names: Dart, Hawk, Fury, Cougar, Firebird, Hornet, Mustang, Barracuda. Now we have Elantra, Altima, Acura, Lumina, Sentra, Corolla, Maxima, Tercel. Further proof that America has lost its edge.

Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

You show me something that doesn't cause cancer, and I'll show you something that isn't on the market yet.

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National