I was trying to get out of the night clubs and was thinking maybe I'll go to the colleges now; that's where you can speak your mind.
As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?