It was just a compulsion. In fact, I soon realized that the only thing I really enjoyed was the actual snorting.

Someone once said, if you scratch a cynic, and you'll find a disappointed idealist. That really rang a bell with me - because I recognized that, within me, there is this flame, of wishing it were better, wishing people had better lives, that there was more of an authentic sharing and harmony with nature.

The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.

When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

Somebody once said that Hollywood is based on a lot of producers deliberately making bad movies, and every now and then somebody gets lucky.

People have material needs, but you don't need a deodorant for every different day of the week. You don't need four hundred varieties of mustard. This is what I call too many choices. There are too many choices in America.