I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
George CarlinI was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.
George CarlinI love individuals. I think people are terrific as I meet and get to know them. I like imagination. I like the freedom that this society manages to parcel out to us in the midst of the rest of what they do to you. I also like thinking about the fact that the atoms in me are the same atoms that are in all the rest of the universe, and that every one of those atoms came from the middle of a star. In other words, it's only me out there.
George Carlin