He is dead now, but he meant well.

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.

There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' You know bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?