He is dead now, but he meant well.

Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

What occurs as you age is an accumulation of information, data, knowledge, and what I'm going to call the matrix of the mind. There's just a rich, textured, field of information and impressions that have been all networked by the brain.

I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!