He is dead now, but he meant well.

Language is a tool for concealing the truth. If we could read each other's minds, this would be a horror show.

Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

It's the American view that everything has to keep climbing: productivity, profits, even comedy.

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.

I do something about the weather. I stay home.