He is dead now, but he meant well.

Language is the most elementary aspect to our humanness, probably. In addition to that, it's the embodiment, it's the apotheosis of the human experience, it's the way we summarize ourselves.

In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.

That's the whole meaning of life, isn't it? Trying to find a place for your stuff.

I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky.

Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?