There is a certain amount of righteous indignation I hold for the American culture, because to get back to the real root of it, to get broader about it, my opinion that is my species - and my culture in America specifically - have let me down and betrayed me. I think this species had great, great promise, with this great upper brain that we have, and I think we squandered it on God and Mammon. And I think this culture of ours has such promise, with the promise of real, true freedom, and then everyone has been shackled by ownership and possessions and acquisition and status and power.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

An art thief is a man who takes pictures.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

I just love it when I hear a little commotion, someone leaving. When I see those doors in the back . . .

The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.

If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.