Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

Two things happened. The creative side of my career was harmed. When I'd sit down and write under the influence of coke, the ratio of pages kept to pages thrown out declined drastically. But onstage, when rapping about a feeling I already owned, I would sometimes get a burst of eloquence.