Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.

The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

As much as I love my family, I enjoy it when the house is empty, because then I know I'm truly alone, as we all are on the planet, after all. Every atom in us is originally from a star. And during my moments of aloneness, I'm most mindful of that; that I'm just another group of matter randomly but wonderfully arranged. That's when I feel my immortality.

I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They've long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear.

I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.