When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?

Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason

At best, God can be viewed as nothing more than an uncaring incompetent father-figure

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

No, there's no God, but there might be some sort of an organizing intelligence, and I think to understand it is way beyond our ability. It's certainly not a judgmental entity. It's certainly not paternalistic and all these qualities that have been attributed to God.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.