When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

What year did Jesus think it was?

A crumb is a great thing: If you break a crumb in half, you don't get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.