Children should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.
Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.