Jesus was a cross-dresser.

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.

Everything that you know about yourself comes from thinking back, and I think I saw religion as the first big betrayal of me.

Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.

I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!