Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.

Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good, honest, hard-working people: white collar, blue collar, it doesn't matter what color shirt you have on.