Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?

You know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely distorted DNA out into space.

My books and records are arranged according to subject, and within each subject, they're alphabetical by author or artist. The music tapes are alphabetical and the performance tapes are in chronological order.I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream.