My left descending septal branch artery decided to close without consultation with any of my other organs. It happened on Saint Patrick's Day, 1978.

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

I think self-expression is present at all times, and whether or not you're talking about the outside world or your responses to it depends on the moment and the subject.

I never took reds or Quaaludes to balance out the coke. So when it got to be four in the morning and the gram was three quarters gone, I'd start wishing it was nine o'clock and hoping the guy got up early. But, of course, he didn't sleep either, so there was no sweat. During all those years, I was always looking forward to the next snort or the next guy I could score from.

Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.