I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.

A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

I don't think we really gave barbarism a fair try.