I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.

Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

Think of how strange we'd look if all the cuts, burns, scrapes, bruises, scratches, bumps, gashes, and scabs we ever had suddenly reappeared on our bodies at the same time.

Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.